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Five Adventure Horror Movies

I am a sucker for horror movies.  I like to have them running in the background when I’m cleaning house.  I like to grab a pint of Ben & Jerry’s and then demolish it like the guy who gets his head demolished by Jason.  I like to go to sleep in a strange hotel room…

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SHUT IT!

I just had a birthday this past Pearl Harbor Day 2016.  My lovely co-workers surprised me with a birthday cake as we stood outside during our meeting at an ambient temperature of <10F.  Although, who cared what the temperature was?!?!  I had birthday cake, mofos! Lots and lots of posts on Facebook regaled me with…

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And yet, they do not stop…

She is selfish.  She is constantly hiking, biking, snowboarding, rock climbing, backpacking, and camping her cold, black heart out.  He deserves a better wife.  A more nurturing wife that will give him an hour when all she can spare is a minute.   They take separate vacations and some wonder if there is something wrong.…

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I kind of want to join the circus now.

I have a friend that accidentally fell out of his hammock.  No big deal, right?  Happens to even the  most lithesome of us.  When my friend fell out of that hammock, he had to go to the hospital with a broken neck.  This situation was what clouded my cognizance as I entered Artemis – The…